Okay, so Saturday is the A-League Grand Final between the Victory and the Pissants.
'Cept this year is the first full year of pennant bowls we've played as a team - and we've just darn gone and gotten in the finals.
So we have to somehow make our way from Narre Freaken Warren to Telstra Dome (it doesn't become Etihad Stadium until the next day) within an hour.
UNPOSSIBLE you say? You'd be correct.