I went to the ENGLISH WORLD PREMIERE of 'Sex And The City 2' last night.
It was awesome. God I love those crazy girls so much. Can not get enough of the SATC franchise. I live my life by their code.
However there was one slight problem with last night's premiere. I was sat behind Sarah Jessica (who needs two christian names?) Parker.*
HEY LADY!! TAKE OFF YER FREAKIN HAT!!!
Who in a million years would be so rude to wear that freakin' monstrosity TO A MOVIE? I seriously hope they stuck her in the back row - only the mess on her hair would probably throw an enormous shadow across the screen.
xxx
* Certain elements of this story may or may not contain traces of truth. However, yes, she did wear that ridiculous hat to the movie. That much is true. *shakeshead*
5 comments:
What about the poor person sitting behind your fat head?
Hey, at least I don't have to buy two tickets to accommodate my fat arse!
Why SATC2 is a science fiction movie
Funny.
Funny indeed.
The hat is designed to draw attention away from her face.
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