This morning I appeared on FoxFM's search for a replacement breakfast host. I don't think I will win - I'm just not ZANY enough. I think I'd rather something a little more highbrow and sedate, but I'm going to at least give it a try.
Please vote for me here to spare me the indignity of finishing the competition in last place.
I'm still in the land of the freezing. Worse so of late. I gave myself the obligatory haircut last week. A number 4 clipper all the way over; smooth and beautiful. I took the guard off and trimmed around the edges and had it looking superb. Until I noticed a little bit at the front was unever. So I gave it another trim - however I neglected to replaced the guard leaving me with an instant reverse mohawk. I tried to get away with it for a day, but sadly had to shave the lot back to the bone. On the coldest week of the year to boot.
Speak to you all soon!
xxx
8 comments:
I'll vote for you.
But the 2 month old milk you stupidly drank at my joint last weekend has obviously messed with your head, in your previous blog named 'Always trust a professional' you explained what happened with the clippers! Did you hit the pub early today???
I've voted for you and voted no for all the others!!!
But the 2 month old milk you stupidly drank at my joint last weekend has obviously messed with your head, in your previous blog 'Always trust a professional' you'd already already mentioned the reverse mohawk! Get down the pub early today did you???
Whoops I posted twice, just following the trend I guess!
There's me thinking you did it deliberately just to make a point.
That would be so like you.
;)
I voted yes. You were on 5% yes, and 95% no, after my vote. I was appalled.
But the 2 month old milk you stupidly drank at his joint last weekend had obviously messed with your head, in your previous blog named 'Always trust a professional' you explained what happened with the clippers! Did you hit the pub early that day???
Appalled, I tells ya!
Yes, it is true that the haircut story was so good I posted it twice.
And the comments instructing me suchly have been so good as to be repeated THREE TIMES!!
THREE TIMES!!!
What the hey??!!! Who ARE all these supposed "anonymices"?! I was the original Anonymous, lets not forget that...you all need to rack orf and leave me to my anonymity. In fact I suspect at least one of you of trying to create some kind of red herring...an anonymouse mole if you will. Hmm, curious. Anyway I'm grateful that my double-vision re posted and re-posted post were not just due to too much grappa with my 3pm coffee but due, in fact, to the author's too much beer with his 3pm vodka...Besides I was very much addled by the sky/cloud effect. Reading on this background makes me feel as though I'm falling forwards without a ripcord, it's slightly thrilling, breathtakingly scenic but I know the ground is gonna smack me in the face sometime soon.
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